
If tourism is enough of a license to despoil a UNESCO World Heritage monument, hey, why not go the whole hog? Let's scatter a couple of casinos across the valleys, toss in brothels for good measure, and connect them with an underground tunnel leading to a hotel.
If you think the Chocolate Hills aren't getting enough visits and dollars, chisel out steps so people can picnic and frolic on every peak. And since the hills were considered a scientific mystery, why not host a dig-a-thon so people can try to discover why the land grew these green pimples. Whaddya think?/Vincent R. Pozon

LOOKIT: Apparently there are more of these violators.
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