Today's Exactly100: Family Values

The father - says the daughter, the son, and the ex-wife - is getting thin because of the food being served in his first-world detention facility where the meal is a feast compared to the slop served to detainees here. 

The daughter says floodwater should be collected and given to the President. The younger brother challenges the country’s tough police chief to a boxing match. The police chief quickly obliges. The younger brother chickens out. Older brother comes to the rescue, tells police chief to sign a waiver absolving his baby bro of criminal liabilities.

Ah, the Dutertes never fail to entertain. /Joey Salgado